Forgive Me Internets For I Have Sinned

It’s been 5 or 6 posts since my last confession.

Temptation took over me and I committed one of the cardinal sins of man. I gave into my lust for the last few swallows of hub’s Dr. Pepper that he left right here on the coffee table. I know he did it on purpose.

There it was resting ever so casually in it’s curvaceous glass with condensation dripping ever so slightly around it. It knew I was thirsting for it’s sticky sweet syrup. It was calling me like the Sirens of Homer, singing it’s song to indulge in my desire. Wait, what just happened here?

Yes I caved and I’m not happy about it, but I will say it was mighty tasty. I’m not going to deny that. I will say that I don’t have any plans to now go on a major bender after my relapse. I figure one D.P. once in a blue moon as a special treat should not kill me in anyway. I think the big guy upstairs understands, I’m only human after all. Besides I openly confessed my sin and will say a few Hail Marys in redemption.

You forgive me too right? Please?

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5 thoughts on “Forgive Me Internets For I Have Sinned

  1. Honestly who can blame you for not letting it go to waste? We were raised not to leave food and drinks unfinished. It’s just how we are!

  2. BWAHAHA! I forgive you! And I think you’re right. Just one every now and then won’t kill you. It should be a reward for not over indulging in them the rest of the time.

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