This Just In

Me: Wonderboy, I need a kleenx, go get me one.

…two hours later…

1/2 square of toilet paper was brought to me.

(insert burst of laughter from hubs)

The love shows no bounds.

Me: I think my booger is bigger than this piece of toilet paper.

Gameboy: Cool can I see it?

Me: Ugh no

Gameboy: Please?

Me: You really want to see my booger?

Gameboy: Is it really big?

Me: Well considering it was blocking off my air passage, I’d say yes.

GB: Can I still see it?

Me: OK (Shows him the booger in microscopic kleenx of course)

Are you grossed out yet? It gets better.

GB: COOL!

GB: EAT IT! EAT IT!

Needless to say that was the end of that conversation.



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